Ban the person above you

Orly? Why?

Oh, btw, you're banned for making me ask questions.

You're banned because I wanted purple; that's why.
Among other things...

You're banned for wanting purple.

You're banned because purple is a good color.

You're banned because you spell colour weirdly. xD

You're banned because you spell color the british way O3O

You're banned because I find myself in a state of boredom.

You're banned because you're bored.

You're banned because boredom is bad.

Banned because boredom sucks.

Banned for using alliteration.

You're banned for not using alliteration.

You're banned because I just spent an hour of my life listening to South Park Commentary-minies...

You're banned because that seems like a waste of an hour.

You're banned because I have an awesome tie. o.o

You're banned because my tie is AWESOMER.

(oh, and Kata, it was a waste of an hour =_= but I was waiting and hour and a half for something, so I had to do soemthing to waste time...I'll never get that hour back)

Your banned for not pouring me tea INSTANTANEOUSLY!!!

You're banned for wanting tea. c:

You're banned for not wanting tea.

your banned for being in 3d (Its like I can touch you! O.O)

You're banned because Justin Bieber is going 3D.
(Yes, I just went there.)

You're banned because you mentioned him. <.< >.>

You're banned because my spaghetti sauce is amazing.

You're banned because...mine isn't ):

You're banned because if I could transport my spaghetti sauce through computer screens, I'd be showing it off; it's that much of an accomplishment.