Ban the person above you

Hope I'm doing this right...

Well, the rules are simple: you just ban the person who posted above you for whatever reason you can come up with. Invented reasons are fine, just no flaming or insulting others. And no, you don't get literally banned.

Example:
A: I started this topic
B: Banned 'cause I had a bad day.
A: Banned for having a bad day.
C: Banned because I'm not a ninja wizard with a stripped lion as sidekick.

Have fun!

BANNED FOR BEING MY SISTER

Banned for writing in all caps

BANNED FOR NOT LIKING CAPS

BANNED FOR MAKING ME LIKE TO WRITE IN CAPS!

...and also for not being EXTREME enough

Banned for being too EXTREME. c:

BANNED BEECOZ SHIRO TOOK PART IN MAEKING DA RULE OF EXTREME NECESSAREELEE BEEENG RITEN IN CAPS.

You're banned because the mysterious moderator KataMae (aka me) has made a return. To her preferred forum, of course.

Banned for not returning earlier D:

You're banned because you're right; I should have returned earlier.

You're banned because I'm the admin and I can do that.

You're banned because I'm a moderator, and I still have some say in the ban-process.

You're banned because you didn't dye your hair neon green.

You're banned because my avatar is OOOOLLLLLDDDD!!
I'm going to change it now.

Banned because you have purple hair.
/stalk

Banned because you're not a clownfish.

Banned because you're not a tuna!

You're banned because I am though.
>D

Banned for being a fish-face! c:

You're banned for not being an underwater creature.

You're banned for running with an underwater theme.

You're banned for not hitting the ground.

You're banned for not being a butterfly.

You're banned for being a butterfly.

You're banned because I have a notebook!