Ban the person above you

You're banned for wanting to be a show off through the computer

You're banned for crying. :c

You're banned because I like to bake...sometimes.

You're banned because you should be in the kitchen all the time.

You're banned because I am not going to make anyone a sammich.

You're banned because I didn't ask for a sammich. c:

Your banned because Kata's sauce is better than yours, and you are banning kata out of jealousy! And Justin Beiber! What? Not right?

You're banned because you're not right. c:

You're banned because I'M not right~

Your banned because im simply that irrational right now!

You're banned for being irrational!!

You're banned for not being irrational. c:

You're banned because your statement was rational!

You're banned for being a moderator. o.o

You're banned for banning a moderator.

...You're banned for not being asleep

You're banned for being under my bed, eating my socks. :c

You're banned for not putting your socks safely in your drawer

You're banned for having a dude with a tie as your DP. o.o

You're banned for not saying that is was Len Kagamine.

You're banned for telling me who it was. xD

You're banned for not knowing who it was.

You're banned for being above me.

You're banned because you used to be below me (now you're above me)

You're banned because I'm going to roll through on my Perv!Train and point out how bad the last two posts sounded.