Wrong Answer Game.

Because Harry Potter took its cloak.

What's your favourite colour?

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

Why is my world history teacher so funny? and making us take in a few million years in 74 days of classes DX

'Cause you're on druuuugs.

Why are some people allowed to live? :/

Because God was too lazy, so he passed the baton to Satan to do as he pleased, and Satan decided to do nothing :I Also, because whenever I think of god, i think of South Park XD (sorry if that offended anyone <.<)

Why was the Oldspice guy gone? The awesome one, he was gone, then he came back, why did he even leave?

(Total agreement. xD)

Because there's nothing much going on around here.

What happened to the activity level? :c

(for me, I got into 2/3 of my yearly honors classes DX homework, school work, plus, I have a dance later today ._. been stressing about that. i've also been trying to have a life and talk to the japanese foreign exchange student at my school <.< she's awesome...plus, I felt the need to tell you my life story for this semester so far XD THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED TO IT)

I ATE IT O3O

Why did my dad take me out of school yesterday for no reason? <.<

(xD I've only been at school for a week, so there isn't much to tell you.)

'Cause 'god' told him to.

What is this, I don't even?

THIS. IS. Spaaaaartaaaa~~ *<---gay voice goes there*

why is this pizza making me feel fat? DX

Because pizzas are like, the healthiest, like, thing on, like, earth.

Why do people, like, saying, like, like?

because it is, like, the, like, PERFECT word for, like, expressing yourself in a, like, non-vague way and is, like, so not, like, annoying

Why are my braces hurting me DX

(xD)
Because of the new moon rising.
/music ref

Why doesn't she mind?

Because I actually know what you're talking about XD

Why did I lose 12 lbs in about 3 months? O3O

Because I gave candy-canes on Valentines Day.

Why do Indian horses have such weird ears? O_O

Because the elephants have the normal ones

Why is it ironic that you asked a question about Indian horses and I'm studying India in World History?

Because Gandhi said so.

What is the logical explanation?

Because shut up.

why does cold weather make my wrists dry and burn when I put lotion on them? DX

Yer mum.
/shot

Why are they not friends of yours?

Because they ate my socks >:T

why am I bored?

Because your socks were nommed.

Who were the sock nommers?

My cheeseburger and extra fries...BECAUSE I ALWAYS WOULD LIKE FRIES WITH THAT

Why do people at the window have to ask you that sometimes? :I

Because of the purple hephalump in the seat beside you.

Why does that smell soooo goooooood?

Your nose is on fire.

How come I've been neglecting my own forum?

Because my nose is on fire.

Why did you abandon us? ;-;

There's a rainbow unicorn in my room. O.o

What the hell is going on?

The rainbow unicorn gave you drugs and we're working on an elaborate scheme to murder the king of Greenland. There's an ostrich shooting up in the singular corner, a cat fluttering around the only light in the room and massive, ten pound fly sitting on the other light, with a bottle in his hand. The shark-rug on the floor is getting dusty, so we're now talking about beating it out, while the jaguar dusts it off. The palm tree in the opposite corner to the hippopotamus is waving at you, while growing apples at an alarming rate. The non-existent ceiling has three cracks in it, while the crack-head bloke is having a very serious conversation with a lamp shade. A completely sane woman in a straight jacket is rocking a flour bag, while her toe is plucking his eyebrows.

What is the reasoning in all that?