Corrupt a wish

Most forums have something like this, where one person makes a wish, you grant it, and then make the resulting wish so horrible that the person regrets wishing it!

For instance...

We have the bold user, who types everything in bold cause bold is apparently cool and is a fashion statement or something

Then we have the italics user, who types everything in italics, because it refuses to be out uniqued by the bold user

Our bold user makes a wish!

I wish that i had a fancy new car!

The italics user had a bad day. So it, feeling like a jerk and all, decides to grant the bold users wish, with a twist.

Wish granted! But inside the car, is a raccoon with rabies. You get bitten, and the whole world explodes. Yay.



The italics user, feeling proud of itself after ruining someones hopes and dreams proceeds to make its own wish.

I wish for a pony.

The bold user, or any other user who had an equally rotten day, or just feels particularly sadistic, proceeds to do the same to the italics user. The world goes round, but with a skip in its step cause it knows that peoples wishes are being granted. Sort of.


Let's get this gravy train rolling!

I wish for a magical TV that automatically knew which TV show I wanted to watch!

Granted, but it doesn't want to show you those shows.

I wish Christmas would get over itself.

Granted, but this causes a snowball effect which results in Valentines Day becoming just as popular as christmas, and an even bigger gift giving holiday then Christmas ever was!

I wish I knew someone to make me a banner for my signature.

Granted. A stranger makes one for you, but it's so sexually explicit you get banhammered for it. ;D

I wish I had something worthwhile to do.

Granted, but the something worthwhile you have to do is in the form of a circus role. The only thing worthwhile about it is it pays quite a bit!

I wish for a bagel.

Granted, but it's infested with maggots. (Yuuuuck. xD)

I wish for that fly to go die. o.o

Granted, but it dies in your soup, which you proceed to eat without knowing that your soup has a friend.

On that note, I wish for soup.

Granted, but it's blood soup with organ floaties.

I wish for my brother to shaddup. x_x

granted, but as this wish is granted, your brother learns of something that could greatly influence your life for the better.

I wish for roleplaying to become a job that you are paid nicely for, thus removing the necessity of real life inflicting RPs.

It is granted, but now you can never leave the chair in front of your computer and your fingers are forever typing furiously. >D

I wish for a dragon to take me to a magical world~

Granted, but then it eats you. :3

I wish for the sky to fall.

Granted and it crushes everyone on the Earth. LOLOL

I wish for a giant chocolate bar that's as big as a house.

Granted, but it squashes you and everyone you love. c:

I wish I knew where you lived. >=D

Granted, but when you show up you are killed by ninjas that protect my home.

I wish I was a unicorn~ :3

Granted, but then you're attacked by a lion and you diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie. O.O

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but then someone shoots you in the sky since usually birds fly, and not peoples.

I wish for Bunny.

Granted, but it's larger than a house and destroys yours.

I wish for a hot man.

Granted, but he's so hot you can't get even close to him or else you'd die a horrible, horrible death by several skin burns

I wish Christmas carols weren't so annoying D:

Granted, but then you can't stop listening to them and eventually go deaf from constant music.

I wish for my birds to kiss again. 'cause it's so cute. o.o

Granted, but their love is so strong they feel like they're restrained with you, so they leave to build their own lives.

...

And then get eaten by a stray cat.

I wish for a cheeseburger D:

Granted, but it's only a burger-shaped cheese with varying degrees of mould.

I wish my birds would come back, uneaten. :c

They do, but then they drop dead from the trauma.

I wish my cheese wouldn't have mould D:

Granted, but it now it's plastic

I wish for my sore throat to go away.

Granted, but now you have a sore head.

I wish I knew what my dog's barking at.

Granted, but he was barking at a thug that is now running away with your most precious possession.

I wish I didn't have to wake up early tomorrow...